Farscape Episode Transcripts

Several Web sites posted Farscape transcripts during or soon after the show's original run. I appreciate the effort made by the creators of these sites but these transcripts were riddled with errors and marred by unnecessary, and too often snarky, editorial comments. Feeling the need for clean and accurate transcripts, I took on the task myself.

Note: This is a work in progress. Each transcript will be posted when completed and verified. Bold indicates a completed transcript.

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With the utmost respect for Rockne O'Bannon, Brian Henson, and the many writers, cast, crew, and staff of Farscape, I present to you the definitive Farscape transcripts.

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Season 1* Season 2 Season 3 Season 4
Premiere Mind the Baby Season of Death Crichton Kicks
I, ET Vitas Mortis Sons and Lovers What Was Lost Part 1
Exodus from Genesis Taking the Stone Self Inflicted Wounds Part 1 What Was Lost Part 2
Throne for a Loss Crackers Don't Matter Self Inflicted Wounds Part 2 Lava is a Many Splendored Thing
Back and Back and Back to the Future The Way We Weren't Different Destinations Promises
Thank God It's Friday, Again Picture If You Will Eat Me Natural Election
PK Tech Girl Home on the Remains Thanks for Sharing John Quixote
That Old Black Magic Dream a Little Dream Green Eyed Monster I Shrink Therefore I Am
DNA Mad Scientist Out of Their Minds Losing Time A Prefect Murder
They've Got a Secret My Three Crichtons Relativity Coup By Clam
'Til the Blood Runs Clear Look at the Princess Part 1 Incubator Unrealized Reality
Rhapsody in Blue Look at the Princess Part 2 Meltdown Kansas
The Flax Look at the Princess Part 3 Scratch 'n Sniff Terra Firma
Jeremiah Crichton Beware of Dog Infinite Possiblities Part 1 Twice Shy
Durka Returns Won't Get Fooled Again Infinite Possibilities Part 2 Mental As Anything
A Human Reaction The Locket Revenging Angel Bringing Home the Beacon
Through the Looking Glass The Ugly Truth The Choice A Constellation of Doubt
A Bug's Life A Clockwork Nebari Fractures Prayer
Nerve Liars, Guns and Money Part 1 I Yensch, You Yensch We're So Screwed Part 1
The Hidden Memory Liars, Guns and Money Part 2 Into the Lion's Den Part 1 We're So Screwed Part 2
Bone to Be Wild Liars, Guns and Money Part 3 Into the Lion's Den Part 2 We're So Screwed Part 3
Family Ties Die Me Dichotomy Dog With Two Bones Bad Timing
The Peacekeeper Wars Hour 1 The Peacekeeper Wars Hour 2 The Peacekeeper Wars Hour 3 The Peacekeeper Wars Hour 4

 

* Running Order Discrepencies

The order of the first seven episodes in Season 1 have three variations. The episodes played first in the U.S. then about eight months later in the U.K. These transcripts reflect the DVD order, which reflects the thinking of the producers of Farscape rather than the TV networks. It is a more logical sequence given the events in the episodes. "I, E.T." is definitely the second episode because the paddock beacon goes off when it cannot contact the control collar.

* Season 1 Running Order U.S.

Premiere
Exodus from Genesis
Back and Back and Back
Throne for a Loss
PK Tech Girl
Thank God It's Friday, Again
I, E.T.

* Season 1 Running Order U.K.

Premiere
Throne for a Loss
Back and Back and Back
I, E.T.
Exodus from Genesis
Thank God It's Friday, Again
PK Tech Girl

* Season 1 Running Order DVD

Premiere
I, E.T.
Exodus from Genesis
Throne for a Loss
Back and Back and Back
Thank God It's Friday, Again
PK Tech Girl

 

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